You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
They have beer where we have blood.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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