Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Randomize