8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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