Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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