what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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