Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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