This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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