Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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