we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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