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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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