it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
