just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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