you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
