Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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