So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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