he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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