Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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