You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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