Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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