You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So vagazzling was a success
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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