Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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