why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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