I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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