She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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