With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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