He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
