; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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