oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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