I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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