dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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