I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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