she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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