I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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