Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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