You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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