It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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