Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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