Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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