Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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