Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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