He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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