Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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