Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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