4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wish I only lived at night.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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