Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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