Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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