remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My vagina just clenched in fear
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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