He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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