i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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