Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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