He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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