remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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