Well douche your snatch and let's go!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Randomize
