All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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