Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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